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12 Responses to “The View Schedule May 18-22: The So-Called “Week of Hot Topics””

1. Pepperbird Says:
   May 17th, 2009 at 11:39 am

   Predictions about what the View Panelists will say about Sharlene Azam’s tasteless book “Oral Sex is the New Goodnight Kiss” (Friday’s show):

   *Whoopi will say she’s in favor of it if she doesn’t have to pay taxes on it. She will also frown and say she wasn’t there, so she doesn’t know.

   *Joy will say it’s the central plot of her next ShitZuCaca dog book. She and Steve might finally do it in September after 26 years.

   *Sherri will say she loves carbs but worries about the calories.

   *Bitsy will turn even paler and say it could trigger her celiac allergy. She promises to discuss it in the next edition of her book. Later, she and Bill G will be MIA for awhile.

   *After snapping out of a vacant gaze, Barbara will say that Disney, the People’s Choice judges, and the Academy gave her awards for it, and will congratulate all the panelists for being most influential for it in the Time 2009 list.

2. Isabel Says:
   May 17th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

   Really, Glenn Beck?
   Another insane hate monger. Won’t be watching.

3. NanC Says:
   May 17th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

   LOL Too funny Pepperbird
   Especially loved:
   “*Bitsy will turn even paler and say it could trigger her celiac allergy. She promises to discuss it in the next edition of her book. Later, she and Bill G will be MIA for awhile.”

   I have to admit to not really understanding the term “waterboarding” just found this at wiki, click my name.

   Then I had this gross thought, EH causes big time gag reflex with me, she could be used as an instrument of torture. That was NOT nice, but…..I did think it as I read about gag relex!!!

4. berndoubt Says:
   May 17th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

   It’s NOT a day of Hot Topics when there’s a guest. What part of that do they not understand? Do they think we’re stupid? Don’t answer that.

   One more thing, Glenn Beck???

5. marilyn Says:
   May 17th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

   I seem to remember, in the past, they had … a day of… or… a week of… Hot Topics and I never felt they pulled it off. If the guest is willing to join the table and talk about hot topics,then perhaps it makes sense.
   However, most of them have their own agendas to peddle.

6. Diane from N.J. Says:
   May 18th, 2009 at 8:55 am

   Whah?

   Larry King ? Talk show hosts interviewing talk show hosts. It’s a Twilight Zone Talk Show Mind F#$%.All talk show hosts will be the only guests on all the talk shows - - and so on - - and so on - - - and so on —

   And then…..Barbra Walters will sit there and….interview herself.

   Barbara: I really like your outfit Barbara. Thrift shop? Oh, how silly of me - its Oscar D. of course. By the way , didn’t you get an award early this morning for just being Barbara, between yesterday’s awards and the award you ‘re getting tonight? Wow - so you are building a large wall unit to accommodate all your awards. Now that’s interesting.

   Barbara: And, Barbara, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

   And Barbara: Who are you interviewing tomorrow? Barbara Walters. Ohm great. Ask her if anything interesting happened to her between 3pm and 4pm yesterday.

   GAHHHHHH!

7. Diane from N.J. Says:
   May 18th, 2009 at 9:00 am

   ~ A DISCLAIMER FROM A NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE ~

   In light of the guests scheduled to appear on Friday’s View, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”, (Bravo network reality TV series).

   I hereby would like to make a statement in advance:

   I might be a little crazy but,

   I AM NOT ANYTHING LIKE THOSE JERSEY WIVES.

   That is all. Thank you for your time and attention. Now back to our regular viewer programming.

   Have a nice day.

   

8. Stacee Says:
   May 18th, 2009 at 9:52 am

   Gee, what a surprise…Glenn Beck will be on the View. Hmm, wonder if he will get 3 or 4 minutes of talk time like Rachel Maddow did?

9. Stacee Says:
   May 18th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

   Wait, did Bits attempt to draw a correlation between TORTURE and the Somali pirates who held the captain captive? (at the 2:41 mark)
   Really????

   OMG

10. Stacee Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    “Elisabeth: “Would you then prosecute President Obama, in the future, going backwards, when he ordered the killing of the Somali pirates…”"

    Hasselbabble.

    

11. Diane from N.J. Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Hasselbabble = Crazy Word Salad.

12. Rachel Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    I felt just as Winnie after watching today’s horrible show. The minute I show Sherri flaunting her ugly body in that skimpy dress I almost turned it off but half-listened till the end and then thought WHY did I even let those annoying voices contaminate my hearing today?

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